Vow Taker Gifts

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

'The penguin is upset...'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

'Is this a trick question?'

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

This survey will only take five minutes and will help me improve future floods.

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

How do they know me so well?

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

Place you hand on the bible and repeat after me. Place your hand on the bible and repeat after me. No. Don't repeat that! No. Don't repeat that! Your honor, make him stop! You honor, make him stop! Another long day in juvenile court.

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."