Vow Cherisher Gifts

'I've reached that awkward stage in my life...between 'Do you take this man' and 'Till death do you part.''

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

The Beatles

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

Marriage counsellor with 'Better' and 'Worse' desk trays.

'Are you taking a nap?. . . Ok, I'll be really quiet. . . I'll just be reading the paper. . . Hon?. . . Just checking to see if you were asleep.'

Wedding photo with a dog on the grooms side

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

'I don't think you'll be breaking your vow of silence if you say 'Ahh' for me just this once, brother Benedict.'

"I, Matthew, promise to go along to get along."

'Do you, Isabel, promise to give it your best shot?'

Who wants spiked eggnog.

Two doors at the church, one labelled cry room the other snore room.

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?"

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"

Class Reunion. Remember when we all used to be the same age?

'No, that's not it. My one didn't have writing on it.'

"Renew our vows! What. . . all of them?!"