Vow Cherisher T-Shirts

'I've reached that awkward stage in my life...between 'Do you take this man' and 'Till death do you part.''

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

Marriage counsellor with 'Better' and 'Worse' desk trays.

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

Wedding photo with a dog on the grooms side

'Are you taking a nap?. . . Ok, I'll be really quiet. . . I'll just be reading the paper. . . Hon?. . . Just checking to see if you were asleep.'

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

Two doors at the church, one labelled cry room the other snore room.

'Do you, Isabel, promise to give it your best shot?'

"I, Matthew, promise to go along to get along."

"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?"

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"

Life Hourglass

"Renew our vows! What. . . all of them?!"

'No, that's not it. My one didn't have writing on it.'