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"For better or for worse? How much worse?"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"I hate it when we fight."

Bear Hugging Season Open

Two women holding hands surrounded by love hearts

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Relaxing on a sofa

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

A tuba and love hearts

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

'Group hug anyone?'

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

'You're fired, Creedmore - but first, let me give you a good-bye hug.'

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

New for Fall

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

'Is this a trick question?'

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"This is the software for my head."

Bipolar Bear.

Scary Movies!