Vow Hugger Mugs

"I hate it when we fight."

Bear Hugging Season Open

Two women holding hands surrounded by love hearts

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Relaxing on a sofa

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

A tuba and love hearts

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'Group hug anyone?'

'You're fired, Creedmore - but first, let me give you a good-bye hug.'

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

'Is this a trick question?'

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

New for Fall

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Bipolar Bear.

"This is the software for my head."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."