Friendship Cherisher Gifts

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Lifesaver!

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

The Not So Wild West

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

'You have a friend request.'

Friends and champagne

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'He tried to play hide and pounce, and I tried wrestling, but it was our mutual love of naps that made us the best of friends.'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

Valentine, Galentine, Palentine

Three happy men

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'