Vow-taking Observers Gifts

'When I took the vow, I didn't even know what chastity meant.'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

'How can you be so cheap?'

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

'Is this a trick question?'

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"I've half a mind to protest."

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

Second marriage vows.

Cats and Gift Bags

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

In Sickness And In Hell

'Do you, Isabel, promise to give it your best shot?'

'I don't think you'll be breaking your vow of silence if you say 'Ahh' for me just this once, brother Benedict.'

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?"