Vow-taking Observers Gifts

Looking for a meaningful gift for vow-taking observers? Our collection of humorous and sentimental items is designed to honor those who witness life's sacred promises. From clever mugs to charming prints, find something that celebrates their role in your special moment. These gifts add a warm, personal touch to any vow occasion, blending wit and sentimentality to make their witnessing experience unforgettable.

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'When I took the vow, I didn't even know what chastity meant.'

'When I took the vow, I didn't even know what chastity meant.' mockup

'When I took the vow, I didn't even know what chastity meant.'

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"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?" mockup

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

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"You may now kiss the bride."

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"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..." mockup

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

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"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!" mockup

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

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"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!" mockup

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

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"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!" mockup

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

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"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church." mockup

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

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'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???' mockup

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

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Phrenological matrimonial bureau

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'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?' mockup

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

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'Have your daily bread every other day.'

'Have your daily bread every other day.' mockup

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

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Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority. mockup

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

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'How can you be so cheap?'

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'Is this a trick question?'

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'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?' mockup

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

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'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.' mockup

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

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"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic." mockup

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

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"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?" mockup

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

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"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit." mockup

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

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"I've half a mind to protest."

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Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest. mockup

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

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'Don't I get to read the small print?' mockup

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

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"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?" mockup

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

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'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.' mockup

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

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'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!' mockup

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

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Second marriage vows.

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Cats and Gift Bags

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In Sickness And In Hell

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'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.' mockup

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

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'Do you, Isabel, promise to give it your best shot?'

'Do you, Isabel, promise to give it your best shot?' mockup

'Do you, Isabel, promise to give it your best shot?'

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'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.' mockup

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

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John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave. mockup

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

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"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?"

"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?" mockup

"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?"

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Displaying Christian symbol deemed offensive. mockup

Displaying Christian symbol deemed offensive.

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Vow-taking Observers Gifts Collection

Vow-taking Observers Mugs

Discover our range of mugs perfect for vow observers—combine humor and heart to celebrate their role with every sip.

Vow-taking Observers Pillows

Find pillows that celebrate vow observers—comfortable, witty, and meaningful additions to any home or ceremony space.

Vow-taking Observers Prints

Browse our prints to honor vow-taking witnesses—beautiful wall art that captures their special role with style.

Vow-taking Observers T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts designed for vow witnesses—fun, personal, and ideal for commemorating their special part in the ceremony.