Vow Taker Pillows

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'The penguin is upset...'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

'Is this a trick question?'

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

How do they know me so well?

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

Second marriage vows.