Vow Takers Pillows

'Not having second thoughts, are we, Brother Thomas?'

The second time around they cut you a little more slack.

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'The penguin is upset...'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

'Is this a trick question?'

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

Second marriage vows.

"I'm always surprised at the amount of English Usage inspired by the Math Preview section of the ACT."

In Sickness And In Hell