Vow Doubter Pillows

'Is this a trick question?'

"...until death do you a favor."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

'I do, but no promises.'

I'm sorry I couldn't come up with a reason for you to live, Al. I blame it on the fact that I got my medical degree from Trump University.

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

"I'm skipping straight to a second opinion, in the first one, I thought you were OK."

'Do you, Isabel, promise to give it your best shot?'

"I now mispronounce you, Mon and wafe"

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?"

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"

"'Present' is not an appropriate response."

The second time around they cut you a little more slack.

'Social media? There's nothing social about it!'

DEFINE "for poorer".

'Blindly following market trends generally works for me, but when it doesn't, I blame computer trading.'

"Torture in Hell awaits those who question God's love!"

'Not having second thoughts, are we, Brother Thomas?'