Vow Skeptic Pillows

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

Cupid misses his shot.

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Yes, but.

"If only I liked you a little more and you liked like me a little less."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

Second Thoughts Wedding

"I wish your temperature told the real truth about you."

Alternative Accountants

Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"Of course I don't love you - why d'you keep asking?"

'Is this a trick question?'