Sprout Doubter Pillows

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Waiting for plants to grow

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'Is this a trick question?'

I love Sprouts

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

'Spinach: The Prequel'

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

"I'm skipping straight to a second opinion, in the first one, I thought you were OK."

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

A Christmas Carl.

Christmas Sprout

Girl waters a plant

"I'm looking over you chart and I see you've gained 30 pounds. I thought you went on a diet!"

'Blindly following market trends generally works for me, but when it doesn't, I blame computer trading.'

'When you told me to refuse second helpings you said nothing about third,fourth or fifth helpings.'

'Social media? There's nothing social about it!'

'How appropriate that at the end of this Olympic year we have consumed 250 Brussels Sprouts. A New World Record!'

"Perhaps we should stay home this evening."

"He's our man in Brussels. . ."

"They're books, Dad needs them for reading."

Psychopath