Grain Doubters Pillows

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

Santa's grotto advertising 'Talk to Santa', is next to a diet clinic with a sign in the window, 'Santa, talk to us.'

'Is this a trick question?'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

I'm sorry I couldn't come up with a reason for you to live, Al. I blame it on the fact that I got my medical degree from Trump University.

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

"I'm skipping straight to a second opinion, in the first one, I thought you were OK."

Grain Strength Full silos Information

Agriculture Museum. Rice. Corn. Wheat, rice and corn were the first grains used to feed domesticated livestock. The founding fodders!

"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."

Wheat Watchers

US food supply.

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

A Christmas Carl.

"Torture in Hell awaits those who question God's love!"

'Social media? There's nothing social about it!'

'When you told me to refuse second helpings you said nothing about third,fourth or fifth helpings.'

"I'm looking over you chart and I see you've gained 30 pounds. I thought you went on a diet!"