Oath Takers Pillows

'Do you swear to tell the truth even though you'd be crazy not to lie?'

Exam

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Good Luck with your finals.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'The penguin is upset...'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"When you promised me a lift home...."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

First and last day as census taker...

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Kid to fallen teacher: 'Will this be on the test?'

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."