Collectors Of Oaths Pillows

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'Does it come on Disc?'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

The Bible, signed copy.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

Welcome. National Association of People Padding their Resumes with National Associations. And I think you'll agree, our pointless seminars have some really great titles this year!

"He loves to give autographs!"

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

'Just because!'

"Greetings earthling. Take us to your celebrities!"

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

Place you hand on the bible and repeat after me. Place your hand on the bible and repeat after me. No. Don't repeat that! No. Don't repeat that! Your honor, make him stop! You honor, make him stop! Another long day in juvenile court.