Collectors Of Oaths Pillows

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

'Does it come on Disc?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

The Bible, signed copy.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'

"Greetings earthling. Take us to your celebrities!"

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'Just because!'

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'