Verdict Vegabond Gifts

"You won't believe the odds they're laying for us finding him Guilty!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

TV's hot new political show: Meet the Produce. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. Let's be frank. The Republicans have no fiscal discipline. And the tax-and-spend liberals do? We're not ballooning the deficit! Waging war to promote freedom is not free! You stupid rotten vegetable! You're low in vitamin E! Cut to commercial.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

No Dogs Allowed

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

The day the salad got tossed

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

Go Veggie...

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

Your brother's threatening to be a fat cat banker. Barf! I will do something socially useful with my life! That's my girl! When I'm a famous actress, I'll talk forcefully to "Entertainment Tonight" about my vegetarian diet! Maybe we should have had more children. Or non.

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

'I don't think you people have seriously considered the benefits of vegetarianism.'