Verdict Vegabond Pillows

"You won't believe the odds they're laying for us finding him Guilty!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

No Dogs Allowed

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

"Always eat your broccoli."

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

The day the salad got tossed

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Go Veggie...

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

'I don't think you people have seriously considered the benefits of vegetarianism.'

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

'Fido won't help you dig because he doesn't like veggies.'