Vegan Critic Pillows

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Two vegans, please."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

The vegan hunter

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

Too Much SOY