Vegan Irony Lover Pillows

"If it's worth anything, I just choked to death in a vegan joint."

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

The vegan hunter

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

Too Much SOY

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

Tofu bi-products.

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

"Harley's always been into plant based eating. He plants his base in a chair and eats!"

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

"First tofu of the season!"

"I'm looking for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

Food guide.

"Thank you for your opinions, I will now continue to do as I damn well please."

"Fruit?" "Cheese?"

"Sorry, I refuse to eat anything that has a face."

Cauliflower Red Riding Hood

Veal Crates

"I warned him not to go vegan."