Vegan Irony Lover Pillows

"If it's worth anything, I just choked to death in a vegan joint."

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

The vegan hunter

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Too Much SOY

Cybervegan Caf

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

Tofu bi-products.

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

Good news! We determined the hair in your vegan soup is from the chef's fake fur coat!

When vegans pose for photos.

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

Nobody's perfect.

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

"Harley's always been into plant based eating. He plants his base in a chair and eats!"

"Sorry, I refuse to eat anything that has a face."

"Fruit?" "Cheese?"

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

"Thank you for your opinions, I will now continue to do as I damn well please."

Food guide.

Cauliflower Red Riding Hood

"I warned him not to go vegan."

Veal Crates

"First tofu of the season!"