Verdict Vagabond Pillows

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

"take your best shot, counselor."

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

Poet's Corner

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

"We the jury, find the defendant to be as guilty as he looks."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

Must you be so judgmental?

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

'Innocent Mr Wilks? I'll be the judge of that.'

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

Great Urban Sprawl

'We find for the defendant, but we're really not too crazy about his claim.'

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.'

'I'm sending you to Joliet for 15 years to think about what you did.'

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"