Verdict Wag Pillows

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

Good boy

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

"We the jury, find the defendant to be as guilty as he looks."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

Must you be so judgmental?

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

'We find for the defendant, but we're really not too crazy about his claim.'

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.'

'I'm sending you to Joliet for 15 years to think about what you did.'

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I was abused as a child by a bank teller.'

'We find the defendant guilty of the hanky, but not the panky.'

The university is naming a chair for me - in the lounge.

'I hate harmonica music.'

'I'm leaning towards not leaning towards anything.'

"Got to go. I think my phone is dying."