Verdict Wag Pillows

We, the jury, spy, with our little eye, someone

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

Good boy

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

"We the jury, find the defendant to be as guilty as he looks."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

Must you be so judgmental?

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

'We find for the defendant, but we're really not too crazy about his claim.'

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.'

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I was abused as a child by a bank teller.'

'I'm sending you to Joliet for 15 years to think about what you did.'

'We find the defendant guilty of the hanky, but not the panky.'

'I hate harmonica music.'

The university is naming a chair for me - in the lounge.

'I'm leaning towards not leaning towards anything.'