Verdict Vegas Pillows

It's not legal advice, but when a judge says "guilty," I wouldn't keep replying, "I know you are, but what am I?"

'I don't like to take chances.'

An informed voter is a good voter

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

"take your best shot, counselor."

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

"We the jury, find the defendant to be as guilty as he looks."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

Must you be so judgmental?

'We find for the defendant, but we're really not too crazy about his claim.'

The Goodman Dynasty

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

'Innocent Mr Wilks? I'll be the judge of that.'

Court. You've been found guilty of defrauding your bank customers, therefore I'm imposing an adjustable-rate sentence!