Verdict Vegas T-Shirts

'I don't like to take chances.'

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"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

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'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

"take your best shot, counselor."

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

"We the jury, find the defendant to be as guilty as he looks."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

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'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

'We find for the defendant, but we're really not too crazy about his claim.'

Must you be so judgmental?

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

'Innocent Mr Wilks? I'll be the judge of that.'

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."