Vegetable Pundit Gifts

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

Allotment

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Steamed vegetables."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Onion Tears

Pea

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Rap-scallions

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'Not here, Fred.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51