Vegetable Virtuoso Gifts

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Convenience food: '...these days you can get your vegetables this way.'

'Only carrots. I thought there would be a choice.'

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

Avocado Timeline

From the Department of New Age Medicine: The First Artichoke Heart Transplant.

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

Farm Produce - Sweet Corn Potatoes Rocks

'I'm glad you came in today, Mr Rosewine. We just got in a batch of sour grapes.

'With artichokes you end up with more than you started.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'

Middle Distance Runners

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Why spoil growing our own food by planting veggies?|

'The Queen says you make a royal garden salad.'

Gone to my healthy eating class, your dinner is in the vegetable garden.

'Ah, my very own tomato plant! How exciting!' - 'Grow! You lousy twig!' - 'Okay, bored now.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Yes, but the carrots are still hard.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"And don't even think about dessert until you eat your vegetables."

"Have you been eating your greens?"

"He turned to gardening during the Covid quarantine. Now he's a slave to his summer squash blog."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Allotment

Least popular puppet ever: kale monster!

"I'm behind on my carrots."

Horn of Moderation

"Your momma lied to you, boy."