Vampire Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the darkly funny side of vampire humor? Our collection features clever and humorous products that any vampire humorist will adore. From puns to witty illustrations, these gifts are perfect for the creative vampire fanatic who loves to laugh about their nocturnal nature. Whether it's for a birthday, a special occasion, or just because, find a playful gift that taps into their dark sense of humor and love of all things vampire.

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'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...' mockup

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

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"First we find the bedbugs, Ma'am, then we drive tiny stakes through their wee black hearts."

"First we find the bedbugs, Ma'am, then we drive tiny stakes through their wee black hearts." mockup

"First we find the bedbugs, Ma'am, then we drive tiny stakes through their wee black hearts."

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Zombie standup

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

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"Gee, thanks pal."

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One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror. mockup

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

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Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

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"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living." mockup

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

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"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

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Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger mockup

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime. mockup

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

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"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

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"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend." mockup

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup. mockup

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

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Comicron

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'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.' mockup

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

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'I don't think the employees like me.' mockup

'I don't think the employees like me.'

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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street." mockup

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

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Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet mockup

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

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'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.' mockup

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

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"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron." mockup

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

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German School

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"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?" mockup

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

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INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.' mockup

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

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Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.' mockup

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

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"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline." mockup

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

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Fancy a pint?

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Vampire Humorist Gifts Collection

Vampire Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of vampire humorist mugs for more witty designs that make morning coffee a delightful part of their darkly humorous routine.

Vampire Humorist Pillows

Discover more vampire humorist pillows to add whimsical and witty accents to their home decor.

Vampire Humorist Prints

Browse our vampire humorist prints for more amusing artwork to brighten up any space with a touch of gothic humor.

Vampire Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our vampire humorist t-shirts for more cleverly designed apparel that lets the humor shine through in their wardrobe.