Virus Humorist Gifts

Dear mom, I finally went viral!

Comicron

"S**t. . .! I need to reinstall 2020. . . this version has a malicious virus. . .!"

"Everyone dismisses me as just a flu bug. But I know in my heart I'm so much more than that."

"Yes, back in 2020 your mother and I were locked away with no one but each other. . . why do you as Ko'Rona-Vyress?"

"Protection from the next variant."

Not everywhere is closed in a lockdown. . .

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Distance to avoid contagion

Lend me your ears

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'My dog ate my computer.'

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

Boris in Lockdown

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'Catch this!'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

The trap

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

Decontamination