Virus Humorist Gifts

Dear mom, I finally went viral!

Comicron

"S**t. . .! I need to reinstall 2020. . . this version has a malicious virus. . .!"

"Everyone dismisses me as just a flu bug. But I know in my heart I'm so much more than that."

"Yes, back in 2020 your mother and I were locked away with no one but each other. . . why do you as Ko'Rona-Vyress?"

"Protection from the next variant."

Not everywhere is closed in a lockdown. . .

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Distance to avoid contagion

Lend me your ears

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'My dog ate my computer.'

The Organic

Boris in Lockdown

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'Catch this!'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Decontamination

The Return of the Germ

The trap

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."