Vampire Humor Fans Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for vampire humor enthusiasts? Explore our selection of clever, humorous items that celebrate their love of vampires with a lighthearted, cheeky flair. From quirky mugs to fun t-shirts, find something to brighten their day and satisfy their fang-tastic sense of humor.

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To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire. mockup

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

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Transylvanian backpackers.

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"Here we are."

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'Hello? Missing Persons?'

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Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap! mockup

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

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Vlad the Impala

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'... And this is my cellar.'

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A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats. mockup

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

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One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror. mockup

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

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1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin. mockup

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

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A vampire in a canoe.

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Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!' mockup

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

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'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.' mockup

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

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'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.' mockup

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

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"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

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He looks so natural lying there... mockup

He looks so natural lying there...

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"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!" mockup

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

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'I'd like my £2.50 back'

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"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth." mockup

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

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"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count." mockup

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

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Get on with it!

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'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.' mockup

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

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'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.' mockup

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

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"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?" mockup

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

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"I know. But I think I can change him." mockup

"I know. But I think I can change him."

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How to fight a vampire snowman

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"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians." mockup

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

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'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!' mockup

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

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"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?" mockup

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

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"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!" mockup

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

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"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago." mockup

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

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Vampire on a plane

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Fancy a pint?

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"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!" mockup

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

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Vampire Humor Fans Gifts Collection

Vampire Humor Fans Mugs

Explore our collection of vampire humor mugs and find the perfect witty gift that will keep their mornings mischievously bright.

Vampire Humor Fans Pillows

Curl up with our vampire humor pillows—fun, cozy, and perfect for adding a touch of undead wit to any living space.

Vampire Humor Fans Prints

Brighten up their walls with our vampire humor art prints—perfect for fans who love to surround themselves with witty undead charm.

Vampire Humor Fans T-Shirts

Discover our range of vampire humor t-shirts—great for playful fans who want to wear their undead humor on their sleeve.