Vampire Humor Fans Mugs

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Here we are."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire in a canoe.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Get on with it!

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I know. But I think I can change him."

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Vampire on a plane

Fancy a pint?

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"