Vampire Humor Fans Pillows

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

"Here we are."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Vlad the Impala

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire in a canoe.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

He looks so natural lying there...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Get on with it!

"I know. But I think I can change him."

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Vampire on a plane

Fancy a pint?

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"