Undecided Voter Gifts

On - Undecided - Off switch

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

'Just too many choices.'

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

"Why do you hate leap years?"

The First Vote

The longest Tuesday ever...

"We may need a clearer message."

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

"What? Not what you expected when you voted for me?"

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."

"Our new MP promised a new politics, no more sleaze...a focus on local issues, on local needs. He said he wanted to be an old fashioned constituency MP."

'You can be leader when we get to the bottom.'

"I'm afraid there's a no-return policy on those...you elected him, you're stuck with him..."

'Sure, I worry about non-voters. I worry that someday they may vote!'

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.''

'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'

The Walking Dread

Democratic Debate