Undecided Voter Pillows

On - Undecided - Off switch

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

'Just too many choices.'

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

The longest Tuesday ever...

"Why do you hate leap years?"

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

The First Vote

"We may need a clearer message."

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

"Our new MP promised a new politics, no more sleaze...a focus on local issues, on local needs. He said he wanted to be an old fashioned constituency MP."

"What? Not what you expected when you voted for me?"

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

'You can be leader when we get to the bottom.'

The Walking Dread

Democratic Debate

You Can Support a Candidate You Agree With or One Who's Electable...So They Say

I think I'm going to vote for Donald Trump. What? Why? Because he's trending. The slow recovery, the healthcare system, ISIS, the rest of the world

'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

DemoNcracy

"I'm afraid there's a no-return policy on those...you elected him, you're stuck with him..."