Disinterested Voter Pillows

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

The Election Strategy

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Assange Among Friends

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

On - Undecided - Off switch

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

'If we are going to vote on everything, why do we need a legislator?'

Vote like your rights depend on it

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

'How would Jesus register?'

"We may need a clearer message."

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

Vote Like Your Life Depends On It

'Of course you may have heard these campaign promises before...because I practice campaign promise recycling!'