Disinterested Voter Gifts

Nobody cares how you feel about the election.

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

The Election Strategy

Vote for Brown

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Assange Among Friends

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

On - Undecided - Off switch

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

'How would Jesus register?'

'...And now the award for best performance by a politician trying to improve his or her poll numbers...'

'If we are going to vote on everything, why do we need a legislator?'

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

Vote like your rights depend on it

"We may need a clearer message."

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

"Every election...it's the same thing. They mail me these dumb absentee ballots."

Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

Vote Like Your Life Depends On It

Every Vote Counts, Unless You Mean "Every Vote" Actually

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)