Disillusioned Voter Gifts

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Nihilistic customer service"

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

On - Undecided - Off switch

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

Independents still undecided.

The longest Tuesday ever...

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

"We may need a clearer message."

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

"I think he's running as an independent."

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

"Dad what's Brexit?"

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

"As your new MP I promise to always tell you the truth. My campaign was a tissue of lies."

Re-elect Senator Yomp...NOBODY out porkbarrels me!

"So it's agreed. I'll keep saying what you want to hear and you'll keep voting for me."

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

Election 'Dunvotin'

EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.''

Democratic Debate

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

"I vote for the person I least like so I'm never disappointed when they do the wrong thing."

"And I'm happy to report I've formed an exploratory committee to help me determine whatever the hell it is you people want to hear."