Disenchanted Voter Gifts

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Assange Among Friends

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

On - Undecided - Off switch

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

The longest Tuesday ever...

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

Lukashenko's Nemesisters

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

"We may need a clearer message."

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

"As your new MP I promise to always tell you the truth. My campaign was a tissue of lies."

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

"So it's agreed. I'll keep saying what you want to hear and you'll keep voting for me."

Re-elect Senator Yomp...NOBODY out porkbarrels me!

'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'

Democratic Debate

'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.''

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

Election 'Dunvotin'

EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'

I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

"I vote for the person I least like so I'm never disappointed when they do the wrong thing."

Vote: Democrats, Republicans, Scared to Death of Both Parties.

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, except as a last resort!'