Defiant Voter Gifts

'Though I used my vote to spite you, you'll be glad to know that I plan to use the next to annoy my peers.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

The Establishment Election

On - Undecided - Off switch

Election Celebration: '...we're celebrating the end of the 2012 political campaigns.'

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

'Since 'demonizing'of political rivals is so popular, I've decided to run.'

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

Lukashenko's Nemesisters

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

"We may need a clearer message."

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

'I KNOW the country is deeply divided!'

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

'No wonder you're still tired -- you were campaigning in your sleep all night.'

"He's training to start door to door campaigning!"

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

Hillary Rodham Clinton

'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.''

Ballot Box

"So it's agreed. I'll keep saying what you want to hear and you'll keep voting for me."

'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'