Disaffected Voter Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of the disaffected voter? Our collection combines wit and insight, perfect for those who are politically aware but prefer to keep things humorous. Whether protesting with a smirk or making a statement with a smile, find a product that speaks to their unique perspective.

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'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?' mockup

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

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Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't. mockup

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

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The Establishment Election

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"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?" mockup

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

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VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!' mockup

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

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On - Undecided - Off switch

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"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics." mockup

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

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Two uses for ten minutes in America. mockup

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

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"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote." mockup

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

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"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?" mockup

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

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Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth. mockup

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

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The longest Tuesday ever...

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"We may need a clearer message."

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'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

'I hate it when people vote with their feet' mockup

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

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DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

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"I think he's running as an independent."

"I think he's running as an independent." mockup

"I think he's running as an independent."

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"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected." mockup

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

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"As your new MP I promise to always tell you the truth. My campaign was a tissue of lies."

"As your new MP I promise to always tell you the truth. My campaign was a tissue of lies." mockup

"As your new MP I promise to always tell you the truth. My campaign was a tissue of lies."

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Re-elect Senator Yomp...NOBODY out porkbarrels me!

Re-elect Senator Yomp...NOBODY out porkbarrels me! mockup

Re-elect Senator Yomp...NOBODY out porkbarrels me!

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'Sure, I worry about non-voters. I worry that someday they may vote!'

'Sure, I worry about non-voters. I worry that someday they may vote!' mockup

'Sure, I worry about non-voters. I worry that someday they may vote!'

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"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'." mockup

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

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Election 'Dunvotin'

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'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.' mockup

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

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Ballot Box

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'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.''

'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.'' mockup

'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.''

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EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'

EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!' mockup

EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'

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Democratic Debate

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"So it's agreed. I'll keep saying what you want to hear and you'll keep voting for me."

"So it's agreed. I'll keep saying what you want to hear and you'll keep voting for me." mockup

"So it's agreed. I'll keep saying what you want to hear and you'll keep voting for me."

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'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'

'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?' mockup

'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'

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'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.' mockup

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

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I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll? mockup

I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

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Disaffected Voter Gifts Collection

Disaffected Voter Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for the disaffected voter—perfect for mornings filled with coffee and contemplative smirks.

Disaffected Voter Pillows

Discover pillows that add a humorous touch to your space, perfect for those who see politics with a side of irony.

Disaffected Voter Prints

Browse prints that capture the disaffected voter's perspective—ideal for framing and making a bold political statement.

Disaffected Voter T-Shirts

Check out our humorous and thought-provoking t-shirts made for the disaffected voter who’s tired of the circus but still cares.