Jaded Voter Gifts

"As your new MP I promise to always tell you the truth. My campaign was a tissue of lies."

"How long has the Republican Party been courting you?"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, except as a last resort!'

They're Not Just That Into It

Political convention

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Rock and a Hard Place

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

The end of election 2016

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

Romney clearly knows more about foreign policy than Palin. . .

The Harper Government

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'Flying pig in glass case. Sign reads: Break glass in the event of Tory victory.'

Long after losing the election, Fred Gort continued to campaign, thus making a mockery of those reporters who had labelled him "the-I-don't-care candidate."

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

"Temp, tempo!"

'Who do you think won the debate, sir -- the experienced senator or the trailer-trash floozy?'

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

'. . . But where's the beef?'

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

Nick Clegg.

TRUMP

The Electoral States of America.

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

"There are 250 million people in the country - is this the best we can do?"

Mud Fest 2012