Tired Voter Gifts

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

They're Not Just That Into It

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Political convention

"First break since 2008."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Rock and a Hard Place

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

The end of election 2016

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

The Harper Government

Romney clearly knows more about foreign policy than Palin. . .

'Flying pig in glass case. Sign reads: Break glass in the event of Tory victory.'

Long after losing the election, Fred Gort continued to campaign, thus making a mockery of those reporters who had labelled him "the-I-don't-care candidate."

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'. . . But where's the beef?'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

TRUMP

'Who do you think won the debate, sir -- the experienced senator or the trailer-trash floozy?'

The Electoral States of America.

Nick Clegg.

"I miss the old days."

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

I'll have my party in the Oval Office, Sarah - and you're not invited!

"There are 250 million people in the country - is this the best we can do?"

EU.

'Why are we not brimming over with self-confidence..?'

Teamwork