Campaign Weary Gifts

'...and he slept for twenty years...until the presidential campaign was over.'

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Tony Blair

Now You're Talking

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

'I'm not saying I'm honest -- I'm saying that I'm afraid of getting caught!'

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

Election Celebration: '...we're celebrating the end of the 2012 political campaigns.'

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

TRUMP

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

You wanted to see me, boss? Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote? Wink wink wink.

"Oh, my mother's learned a lot from this campaign. She sends me five robocalls a day."

'There's a democracy in here somewhere...'

"Great stuff, but here's an idea: what if it's an old white man?"

Mobsourcing

Connect the Dots and see what the 2014 political campaigns and/or elections are all about. . .

"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!"

Jumbo Paper Shredder

Requiem for Progressives