Campaign Weary Mugs

'...and he slept for twenty years...until the presidential campaign was over.'

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Tony Blair

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

'I'm not saying I'm honest -- I'm saying that I'm afraid of getting caught!'

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

Election Celebration: '...we're celebrating the end of the 2012 political campaigns.'

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

TRUMP

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

"Oh, my mother's learned a lot from this campaign. She sends me five robocalls a day."

'There's a democracy in here somewhere...'

"Great stuff, but here's an idea: what if it's an old white man?"

"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!"

Mobsourcing

Jumbo Paper Shredder

Connect the Dots and see what the 2014 political campaigns and/or elections are all about. . .

"No, I wasn't reading more crap on Trump ... I'm on a coffee break."

With all the money being spent on TV ads, how is the average voter feeling about the political process?"