Polling Fatigue Survivor Mugs

"Put me down as 'past caring'."

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Pollster

EU Polling Station

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

Lady votes using her facemask.

"I am in a buying mood, but I still can't afford to buy anything."

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

The longest Tuesday ever...

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

"Frankly Jack, you're over-working yourself! You're working almost as much as me!"

'I KNOW the country is deeply divided!'

"I was hoping to retire at 60 - but I have to wait until 65 if I want to finish this latest survey."

Hamlet on interactive TV.

'I'm not too happy with my ballot. Can I get a refund?'

Polling Place.

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

"I want to 'tell it like it is' to my supporters, but what do they want to hear?"

Election 'Dunvotin'

Nowadays most farming was farmed out - but there was still plenty of BS.

"We've gotten the poll results. We've crunched the numbers. We've adjusted for margin of error. He's got to shoot more ducks."