Polling Fatigue Survivor Pillows

"Put me down as 'past caring'."

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Pollster

EU Polling Station

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

"I am in a buying mood, but I still can't afford to buy anything."

"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Lady votes using her facemask.

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

The longest Tuesday ever...

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

Vote for One

"Frankly Jack, you're over-working yourself! You're working almost as much as me!"

'I KNOW the country is deeply divided!'

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

Nevada Poll Worker: I saw rampant voter fraud.

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

"I was hoping to retire at 60 - but I have to wait until 65 if I want to finish this latest survey."

Hamlet on interactive TV.

'I'm not too happy with my ballot. Can I get a refund?'

Election 'Dunvotin'

Turn off the tv! Blasphemy. I have Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. I can't hear about politics. I get too riled up. It could kill me. No more Fox, or MSNBC, or even the networks. Fine, but there are other options. Can't this kill me too? Just the mind. Tonight on Biggest Loser: Jog eating.

"I want to 'tell it like it is' to my supporters, but what do they want to hear?"

Polling Place.

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

"We've gotten the poll results. We've crunched the numbers. We've adjusted for margin of error. He's got to shoot more ducks."