Jaded Voter Pillows

"As your new MP I promise to always tell you the truth. My campaign was a tissue of lies."

"How long has the Republican Party been courting you?"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, except as a last resort!'

Political convention

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Rock and a Hard Place

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

The end of election 2016

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

The Harper Government

Romney clearly knows more about foreign policy than Palin. . .

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'Flying pig in glass case. Sign reads: Break glass in the event of Tory victory.'

Long after losing the election, Fred Gort continued to campaign, thus making a mockery of those reporters who had labelled him "the-I-don't-care candidate."

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Nick Clegg.

'. . . But where's the beef?'

'Who do you think won the debate, sir -- the experienced senator or the trailer-trash floozy?'

The Electoral States of America.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Temp, tempo!"

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

TRUMP

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

'I made so much money betting on the Labour party to win the election that I was able to become a Conservative!'

'Why are we not brimming over with self-confidence..?'

"There are 250 million people in the country - is this the best we can do?"

EU.

Teamwork