Apathetic Voter Pillows

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

Election 'Dunvotin'

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Nihilistic customer service"

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

The longest Tuesday ever...

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

"As your new MP I promise to always tell you the truth. My campaign was a tissue of lies."

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'

"So it's agreed. I'll keep saying what you want to hear and you'll keep voting for me."

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

Re-elect Senator Yomp...NOBODY out porkbarrels me!

'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.''

Democratic Debate

EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

Not to do list - Vote.

I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

"I vote for the person I least like so I'm never disappointed when they do the wrong thing."

Wash Cycles.

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, except as a last resort!'

Vote: Democrats, Republicans, Scared to Death of Both Parties.