Apathetic Leader Pillows

"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

"Nihilistic customer service"

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

'Management is all about 'empathy', about developing positive, supportive and healthy relationships with colleagues and staff... and if you can't get that through your thick skull then you'll be as useless as you look!'

"I'm the greatest CEO with the biggest deals and you know why? Because I have the same felt-tip pens as Donald Trump!"

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

"The Restructurer"

"As a leader, I will always take you forward!"

A bridge between the 'haves' and the 'have nots' crumbles.

Election 'Dunvotin'

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

"He who leads least leads best!"

Not to do list - Vote.

I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

'This is our manager. He prides himself on being very much hands off.'

Why Committees Move Slowly!