Apathetic Philosopher Pillows

Simon the Hippy

'Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'.'

"Put me down as 'past caring'."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

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Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

Library of War and Peace

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"

"Now, what am I here for?"

'I never met anybody with a 'calla-walla-bing-bang' mantra before.'

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

Annual Amnesiacs Convention.

I'm Apathetic And Nobody Cares.