Apathetic Philosopher Pillows

Simon the Hippy

'Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'.'

"Put me down as 'past caring'."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Nihilistic customer service"

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

Library of War and Peace

"Why Americans don't vote"

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

"Now, what am I here for?"

"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

'I never met anybody with a 'calla-walla-bing-bang' mantra before.'

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."