Apathetic Observer Pillows

LEAGUE OF CLUELESS VOTERS, 'I don't even try to follow politics any more.'

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Chess on TV

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

"Why Americans don't vote"

'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.'

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

Election 'Dunvotin'

Medical Marijuana: Take a toke before watching the news.

Not to do list - Vote.

"I said, how much for a hug?"

"No, he's not one of ours. Have you tried accounting?"

Wash Cycles.

10 years of war in Syria

"I told you so."

"No, I refuse to guess."

"He never has any stress but he is a carrier."

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

'Mum.' - 'What?' - 'Why are buses so slow?' - 'I don't know, sweetheart.' - 'Is it because poor people are fat?' - 'Gah.'

"Put me down as 'past caring'."

Simon the Hippy

"At what point does this become our problem?"

Next: Inflight Lobotomies

The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.

A blank church notice board with church in background

"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."

"I don't usually do this on the first date, but do you mind if I take your temperature?"

'Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'.'

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