LEAGUE OF CLUELESS VOTERS, 'I don't even try to follow politics any more.'
Apathetic Observer Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the apathetic observer? Our collection captures the essence of watching life go by with a mix of humor and coolness. From stylish t-shirts and mugs to cozy pillows and eye-catching prints, find a gift that resonates with their laid-back attitude while sparking a smile. Ideal for anyone who appreciates the art of observing without getting involved.
"Nihilistic customer service"
"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."
Chess on TV
"Everyone is so cynical these days."
Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...
Two uses for ten minutes in America.
Hello- I'm a Wreck.
"Why Americans don't vote"
'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.'
'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'
"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"
"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."
Election 'Dunvotin'
Medical Marijuana: Take a toke before watching the news.
Not to do list - Vote.
"I said, how much for a hug?"
"No, he's not one of ours. Have you tried accounting?"
Wash Cycles.
10 years of war in Syria
"I told you so."
"No, I refuse to guess."
"He never has any stress but he is a carrier."
'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'
'Mum.' - 'What?' - 'Why are buses so slow?' - 'I don't know, sweetheart.' - 'Is it because poor people are fat?' - 'Gah.'
"Put me down as 'past caring'."
Simon the Hippy
"At what point does this become our problem?"
Next: Inflight Lobotomies
The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.
A blank church notice board with church in background
"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."
"I don't usually do this on the first date, but do you mind if I take your temperature?"
'Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'.'
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Apathetic Observer Gifts Collection
Apathetic Observer Mugs
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Apathetic Observer Pillows
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Apathetic Observer Prints
View our art prints that capture the essence of the observant, detached personality with wit and style.
Apathetic Observer T-Shirts
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